"‎Behind every man’s success is a woman, and behind every woman’s success is the asshole who broke her heart."

— Facebook status

paranoidfridays:

Yeah..you really cant

…and makes you laugh out loud even when you’re seething with anger (and makes you realize how ridiculous your anger is).

paranoidfridays:

Yeah..you really cant

…and makes you laugh out loud even when you’re seething with anger (and makes you realize how ridiculous your anger is).

paranoidfridays:

:)

amen.

paranoidfridays:

:)

amen.

paranoidneurotic:

She woke up to the sound of the morning traffic outside of her window. The incessant racket; the honking horns, the squealing brakes, the wordless shouts. She would be out of here soon, she thought. Everything was falling into place, she thought. Her life was finally coming together, she thought….

nice story. sad, but nice. seems like too many couples are in this situation: he/she loves her/him so much, but she/he has fallen out of love with / is tired of / hates him/her.

but really, in this story, it’s pretty obvious why He hates Her.

how to drive your man crazy

  • me (to hubby playing Halo Reach): Can you hold my hand while you're playing?
  • hubby: Uh, I need both of my hands...
  • me: So you'd rather hold the controller than hold my hand?
  • Hubby drops the controller and grabs my hand.
  • ;-D